Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Hoodie amusement park A curved gold chain graphic

A curved gold chain graphic arcs along the bottom

A large distressed white collegiate number "9" sits to the right with heavy weathered texture

according to a network whose retirement plan involves industrial woodchippers

Bold white italic sans-serif text reads "G

That retro bicentennial font works overtime to class up a word that peaked at a gas station fireworks tent

Santa's Financial Backer - Unisex Hoodie amusement park A curved gold chain graphicParents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once. Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit. The Details: Red retro script text with a white outline border reads "Santa's" above "Financial" above "Backer," arranged at a slight diagonal angle. The typography has a vintage sticker like appearance with rounded letterforms and a